Kurosaki Ichigo's Private Journal--DAD IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU ARE SO DAMN DEAD; RUKIA STOP LEAVING PORN UNDER MY PILLOW IT GIVES HIM THE WRONG IMPRESSION
Sooooooo...where did I leave off in my last entry? OH YEAH! Pervy cat-lady dumped me on the school roof, Rukia told me about that half-assed evacuation plan, and then it was time for the Really Awkward Confessions
. Urk, still feel all tense between my shoulderblades from trying to put that shit inna words.
Rukia took it just 'bout how I thought she would--right down to the violence--until I gave a stupid-ass honest
answer to why I went to the Vaizards, and then she got all..."Sitting in a big white tower angsting my heart out".
PUPPY DOG EYES ARE DIRTY DIRTY POOL. BIG BROTHERS KNOW THIS ALL TOO WELL.
Um, yeah. So we agreed that Dad'll have to be in on at least some of the crap we've been covering up, and made a list of things that he's NOT gonna hear. (And then Rukia tried to choke me with sweetness and maim my intestines with a killer thermos, but eh whatever...not much is buggin' me after this morning.)
Spent most of the afternoon asleep (man, that felt good
) until Oyaji did his usual deadly assault wake-up call. Rukia seemed really subdued at dinner, and then I know she didn't say anything after. When did she talk to him, for cripe's sake??
Well, she MUST have at some point, because I got up in the middle of night
(after a dream that I don't even wanna describe
and neither of them were there. Dear God, the MAYHEM those two could cause doesn't even bear thinking about...so I decided that I wasn't going to sleep again until they got back
and I gave 'em a talking-to about worrying me
Buuuut....they weren't the first ones to show up. The first was that god-be-damned shapeshifter, pretendin' to be a parakeet
of all things...and apparently it was trying to set up some sort of sordid love affair between Karin and Chad. Uh, yeah NOT GONNA HAPPEN ON MY WATCH. So I read it the riot act, and then it went *poof*.
And it was kind of a freaky coincidence that right then Chad showed up at the door. But I was a good friend and didn't punch his lights out even though I had horribly scarring mental images of him dating my little sister! He was looking for Rukia to get some more intel on the evacuation thing, but when she came back...
well, things got crazier.
Apparently she and Dad went out to round up Ishida and HIS DAD (even though he'd never seen fit to tell us he HAD one, much less one with a whole LOT of weird Quincy reiatsu) and they put up some resistance. Not that I don't agree that this is a cruddy idea, but THERE ISN'T ANY REQUIREMENT THAT RUKIA HAS TO END UP BLEEDING. Well, she
didn't seem to be holding it against Ishida, so I guess I have to drop it, but it doesn't mean it don't piss me off.
Chad took the wise man's route, and got out while the going was good--I hope he makes it to Soul Society okay. Keigo's not exactly an ideal travelling partner...
Dad gave me the obligatory kick in the head for not telling him that I was a Shinigami...and then almost immediately started talking about wearing the *shudder* Peter Pan costume
to Soul Society. AND HE WONDERS WHY I DIDN'T TELL HIM BEFORE.Ishida showed up a little later
, and he was being just about as cooperative as ever: wouldn't tell me bupkiss about what was going on until Rukia spilled about his family being in danger from one of the captains. I'm NOT happy with him right now, and I don't even wanna know what kind of fight his dad put up for Oyaji to end up sedating him...but I not gonna stand by while they get hurt, either.
Went upstairs to pack and get the girls ready, and while I was gone apparently Byakuya showed up
. He says he's not going to interfere with Rukia running the evacuation, but I still don't like the feeling that Soul Society is keeping tabs on us. Their judgment's pretty damn suspect at this point, in my humble opinion.
Oh, and apparently I need to ask Ishida if his dad's queer
. Because there's some kinda history with him and Goat Chin, and I can't say that I ever thought of the old man as into other guys, but...suddenly it's looking waaaaaaay too possible.
And I wouldn't really blame him--Ishida-sensei's got a nice ass. For a guy, I mean! A guy more than twice my age! ...right NOT THINKING ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.
So then we went up on the roof to catch the Gate
, and while the Hallway from Heck was pretty much the way I remembered it, there was something a little weird about the eeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnd..........